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# Somebody
actually said that to my Dad in the pub in all earnestness once.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Friend of mine
bumped into a guy in the pub, turned and said "sorry mate" (as you do). This tosser turned and said "My only mate is my blade". Wankshaft.
(I helped save b3ta! kinell, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# I got my glasses broken by a Scotsman I'd never
seen before or even come near. That was a few months ago. Does this make me a nerd?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I dunno...
....but if you come near me, I'm going to break your glasses.

Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I've not replaced them
so you'll do well
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# while sporting sideburns,
my dad got informed by his school bully that wankers don't have sideburns.
He tells me he was confused as to what exactly the bully was implying.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Haha
stupid bullies are funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Unless
you're the bullee...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# erp
you menat to use a y shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# I may be slightly drunk
but no I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)