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(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# something in the top left?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# STOP!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# i seeee.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Hammer time!
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# look but don't
etc
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# TJTJTJTJTJTJTJTJTJ

Chris Jarvis from CBBC is a cunt. Discuss.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# CBB what?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Children's
BBC.

S'on BBC1 about now till Neighbours.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# It was a vague jibe
in relation to people not being at work...
/cow
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# And there was me thinking you were
having a senior/blond/female* moment.



*delete as applicable
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I am all of the above
but most of all a sarky cow...
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Splendid
I wouldn't have you any other way.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# That is
when I say 'have' I don't mean...
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I
err...
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I wouldn't
want you to think that...
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Ah
bollocks to it.

/My Dad
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# heh
I was about to reply that you'd be unlikely to have me any way.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Ah bless
don't have such a low opinion of yourself, i've probably stooped lower at some point in my life...

*puts fingers in ears and waits for fireworks*
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# tsk!
rephrase: I wouldn't have you any way.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# That's just
prejudice!

Unless you've heard bad things...
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)
# actually
I think he's pretty good on CBeebies (the channel), bearing in mind that it's aimed at the under 5s...
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Yes he is
Give yourself a shiny.

I like Puy, but she's on Maternity leave now.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# He used to be great
when he was on fully booked, but now he's been reduced to a gibbering moron by CBeebies.

Which is understandable really. Imagine having to watch balafuckingmoray every day.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Imagine?
It's a dream realised with me...
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# You actualy watched Fully Booked?
What on earth for?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# the first 2 series
were good - then it went shit.

If I'm honest, it started to go down hill when they got rid of Morag the cow.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Gail
Porter
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Gail Porter.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I agree
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
# the only fhm i ever purchased
was the one with gail porter in.
mmmm.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I saw her in Oxford St recently
interestingly it was just after seeing FHM (our clients) and she was very short indeed.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Clients?
Whaddya do?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# yeah
it was shit
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Oh?
What's the story?

*runs away*
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)
# everyone that has made a name for themselves on cbbc
is a cunt

except andi peters, who just frightens me
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Still?
That court order not working no more?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Andi Peters=twunt
but apparently a very successful producer (i.e. loudmouth bigshot who makes phone calls)

But leave Andy Crane alone. Him da man.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# that's him
that's the one whose name escaped me

oh, and terry nutkins was a good lad too
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# 100%
That man lost his finger to an otter. Vicious buggers
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
# serves
him right for wearing unfamiliar knitwear
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# but that twunt with the
spiky blonde hair that minced about with him should be fired out of a cannon into the sun
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Chris
Packs'em?
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# apparently
one minute with lions in Africa, the next its foxes in Devon..
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Nutkins?
I draw the honourable gentleman's attention to the following link.

www.b3ta.com/board/1703763
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Oh yeah
His stint on Century FM and the Challenge channel is legendary...
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# he
does Jazz FM now !
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I

can't

contain

my

enthusiasm...

*snore*
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# dont forget lezo
he is aceness in a big bag or woo.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
# ting.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# haha !
stop !
(, Wed 20 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)