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# and
if your name's dave your our wife now
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:31, archived)
# wanna buy some pegs?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# yes...
i believe i would...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# i thought
everyone's name was dave?

actually, from my investigations into real names, most b3tans are actually called dave. this is scary
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:34, archived)
# like me!!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# i'm not,
and neither is fnord or you, or freshlegs, or spacefish, or koit, or either of the 100%s. or bovine, or dr phil or tomsk or amerella or reckless rik.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)
# my name isn't dave either
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:36, archived)
# beardman, backrubslut, slim, fuzzbucket, flibz, bigdave
they all are, no doubt there's more i've forgotton about
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:39, archived)
# i think every one should be assigned
a B3ta rank/job/new name depending on name, could be funny and provide some ammusing arguments

edit:or there could be a quiz like that pirate name thing
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# 'NotCalledDave'
isn't.

But then, you wouldn't really expect him to be.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:37, archived)
# i'm not telling you
my real name*

*it's not dave
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:38, archived)
# I thought the idea of the board
was that everyone uses their real name...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Dave of woe
The only Dave i knew quit college and ran off with a 16 stone motorcycle gang member called debbie. Yes she did have a beard. No I didn't fancy her.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Dave's not here!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:41, archived)