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# I hate
bastard speed-readers.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# um
I love the "idea" of the disclaimer then :-)


(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Admit it
You've NO idea what it says, you Morrissey-loving pseudo smartarse, you.

I haven't. In fact I can't read. So don't get at me over the content of this post as I have no idea what I've put in it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# i bet you have a series
of phrases you don't understand you slot into messages, right?

still, i can't write so i can't saar3o af 932m sg 32kgal
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I have a series of impulses
I don't understand that I slot into life. Believe me. It's that random.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I don`t
even qualify as a pseudo smartarse!

:-P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# There's no such qualification.
Anyway, I was thinking of it being more of a hobby. Like basket-weaving or arson.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Cunt
What a cunt.
This is easy.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# It is, isn't it.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I am
not one of them.

I had to fool my browser into thinking I was scrolling.
It pauses the gif it does. :0)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Then you're fine.
Here. Have an orange.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Woo!
Thank you. Citrus very kind of you.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# I do that
with the mouse wheel.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# To Pause a GIF...
...you can Ctrl-Alt-Delete at JUST the right time
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Its does nothing...
I'm on a mac. :0P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# On a Mac...
Shrink the window, and click on another application. Should work fine...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Or
clicking the scrollbar. ;0)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Works for me too.
as I use fruit to compute.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# ooh
'ave a banana
/cockney singing voice
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Or press
Escape.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Don't throw glue at the screen, though.
It doesn't work and Apple kit is spendy enough as it is.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)