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[challenge entry] 3M erm 3K
First post - pls be gentle

From the Photoshop the Klan challenge. See all 616 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Blimey.
Bit political, innit?

Welcome to B3ta!
(Astatine, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# WOO
yay!
hahaha
(its_bostin_mate, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# (Is not gentle)
Ha ha! I'm doing what you don't want me to do!

Has anyone noticed how the noobs always beg?
When i started i wasnt paranoid. I Just called everyone 'wise master'.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:07, archived)
# wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:09, archived)
# No.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:10, archived)
# do they do pirate flags?
i'd have half a dozen
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:08, archived)
# hee
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:08, archived)
# FIRST POST? First post you say???
STANDARD B3TAN WELCOME TO FOLLOW

HELLO AND WELCOME TO B3TA!

So, you've decided to give up on life and
join us on our quest of perfecting three
of the 7 deadly sins. (you pick your 3)

Here are some thing you might want to know:

1) Please don't post images that are not yours,
or hosted by you. This is "bandwidth stealing"

2) Confused by our lingo? try www.flibz.com/dictionary you cockbadger!*

3) When in doubt, shop a kitten.

4) Don't feed the trolls (refer to your b3tan dictionary for this definition)

5) Stick it up your arse! (from Baz, local troll)




*for grammatical effect only
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I didn't get this one.
....
(its_bostin_mate, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# AWww.... I musta not noticed.
Sorry bout that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Listen to this man
because Baz is evil
edit:especially to relative newbies
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:12, archived)
# who's baz?
and i am a relative newbie. never mentioned this before though. sshhh
(its_bostin_mate, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:13, archived)
# He doesn't
reserve special treatment for newbies, he's a cunt to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:16, archived)
# and especially
if someone particularly deserves it.
He's unlikely to mince his words, then in that he is not entirely alone
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:17, archived)
# *shivers*
..
(its_bostin_mate, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)
# So it's "equal opportunity" cunting then??
which, in my book, is alright...

at LEAST it's not baaa. now THERE'S A dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# it's
dumbarse, not dumbass! (see previous posts, lol)
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)