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[challenge entry] the all new adventures of jade
suppose it could count as an entry for this weeks challenge. i wont take the credit for this but i thought it was funny.


From the "The All New Adventures of ... " challenge. See all 196 entries (closed)

(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 13:43, archived)
# that is weak
.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 13:46, archived)
# Have you got a bigger
version?
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 13:46, archived)
# My eyes!
My beautiful big blue eyes!!
Take it away.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 13:46, archived)
# not very
funny

surely, tim is the biggest cunt in the house?
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 13:49, archived)
# did you see him crying?
aw. posh people crying is so touching.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 13:50, archived)
# yeah,
but posh people touching makes me cry.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:01, archived)
# The twat spends
4 hours a day doing his hair and it still looks shite.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 13:52, archived)
# It's like a stalkers bedroom pinboard
but scathing.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 13:50, archived)
# humm.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 13:58, archived)
# can someone explain this?
i have seen references to 'the class cock', but don't get the significance.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:02, archived)
# its
just
dull.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:05, archived)
# Something
that you keep getting in your inbox, over and over and over again. And then someone posts it here, in the mistaken belief that it's still funny. Originated from 'that' picture of the female golfer kissing the glass-cock-like trophy.

We've tried to stop using it, as jumping on n00bs is against the cuddly fluffy b3ta ethos, but occasionally someone just can't help themselves ;-).
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:11, archived)
# transparent penis
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:22, archived)
# Gah!!
Ya' had to post the fucksockian thing, didnt you.
Mung beans!
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:25, archived)
# sweet
glasscock
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:35, archived)
# gaaaah
.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:30, archived)
# Not to be pedantic
But she is not a fucking cockney.
(, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:02, archived)