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on account of this was posted in the middle of the night one night Is that still allowed?
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 10:01, More)
on account of this was posted in the middle of the night one night Is that still allowed?
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 10:01, More)
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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Burger King kind of social gaffe thing
I was once in Burger King, at the back of the queue trying to work out what I wanted from the menu. Unfortunately I didn't have my glasses on so I couldn't see too well.
Luckily I knew the eye-focusing trick of squinting, putting your fingers into the corners of your eyes and pulling them outwards (Try it, it works).
I was standing in this pose reading the menu completely oblivious to the Chinese family walking towards me after having purchased their meals. They assumed I was some twat taking the piss, but I got away with a dirty look.
The shame.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 12:46, More)
Burger King kind of social gaffe thing
I was once in Burger King, at the back of the queue trying to work out what I wanted from the menu. Unfortunately I didn't have my glasses on so I couldn't see too well.
Luckily I knew the eye-focusing trick of squinting, putting your fingers into the corners of your eyes and pulling them outwards (Try it, it works).
I was standing in this pose reading the menu completely oblivious to the Chinese family walking towards me after having purchased their meals. They assumed I was some twat taking the piss, but I got away with a dirty look.
The shame.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 12:46, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
To a colleague in the pub
(An I have no idea whatsoever what made me say this, apart from the fact that she looked miserable)
Me: "Go on, pull a funny face!"
Her: "Are you taking the piss? That's not very funny."
Turns out she was in a lot of pain after a detnal operation and her face was still slightly paralysed.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 12:55, More)
To a colleague in the pub
(An I have no idea whatsoever what made me say this, apart from the fact that she looked miserable)
Me: "Go on, pull a funny face!"
Her: "Are you taking the piss? That's not very funny."
Turns out she was in a lot of pain after a detnal operation and her face was still slightly paralysed.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 12:55, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
To someone who was looking unhappy
Me: "What's up with you, did your gran die or something?"
Him: (Stares at me) "..."
Turns out he was just back from the hospital after visiting his terminally ill gran.
I didn't know. I swear.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 12:57, More)
To someone who was looking unhappy
Me: "What's up with you, did your gran die or something?"
Him: (Stares at me) "..."
Turns out he was just back from the hospital after visiting his terminally ill gran.
I didn't know. I swear.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 12:57, More)
» Hidden Treasure
Once
whilst on a company trip to Gillingham I discovered a catalogue full of 'nasty amateur wifes' pinned underneath the hotel room's table using a broken piece of wood. The wifes may have been amateur, but they certainly appeared keen. I put it back where I found it for future travellers to discover.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 22:45, More)
Once
whilst on a company trip to Gillingham I discovered a catalogue full of 'nasty amateur wifes' pinned underneath the hotel room's table using a broken piece of wood. The wifes may have been amateur, but they certainly appeared keen. I put it back where I found it for future travellers to discover.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 22:45, More)