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# You don't want to be
licked by Dutchbird, she has poisonous barbs on her tongue and mandibles of death extruding from her lower lip.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Grrrr
Mandibles.

Nippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Reminds me
of Blade II...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# yeah,
it's just like that, except she pumps Jam into your system.
She is a Jampire.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Oooh
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# So do,
except not really cos you don't suck Jam from people, you pump it in.
I haven't worked out the finer details yet...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# I can be warded
off Marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# And spoons,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# I can't enter your house
unless I'm incited for breakfast. Or afternoon tea, I'm great with scones.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Hehe
Jampire. I like jam. But she probably wouldn't pump it in my mouth.

So to speak.

*Waggles eyebrows* (Apparantly(can't see the diff myself))
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# It's not
"wiggles" it's "waggles", and once more you sound like a pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# I could do with some jam...
will she bite my toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# It's getting quite "Izzardy" here.
Jam. Jam. Jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# And there we were
being attacked by this giant 8ft Jampire, when suddenly a battalion of mice armed with cheesestrings began defending us.. yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)