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# The doctors never could explain..


..Shirley's irrational fear of mushrooms.

Especially ones named Clive who dance the can-can.

it may be too late for many people to see this, but it had to be shown prior to bed :)
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:07, archived)
# blimey
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# don't you feel....
...very kitteny anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:09, archived)
# He's had some philosophical/emotion
problems to deal with.
It would appear he's feeling better.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# but but..
"kitteny" sounds like such a great thing to feel like.
surely he's worse?
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
# i slept a bit
and ignoring my brain for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
# philosophical/emotional = drunk, in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
# fantasmical
shame it isn't 4 in the 'noon when everyone's attacking the last hour of work WITH random website scrolling
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Naw.
It's not that late
/how do you get that nice zoom effect?
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)
# in photoshop...
...you can use the radial blur to give a zoom, rather than a spinning efect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)
# that's
the one
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# "radial blur"
i think - whatever it was called, it has circular and zoom modes, and you can set the centrepoint. applied to two appropriately resized copies of the first frame of the dance :)
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)
# wahey!
voulez-vous couchez avec moi?

that's great!

woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:09, archived)
# er...
i dunno. who are you? ;P
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# I dunno
either..
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)
# then
it'll have to be a no.
sorry.
(mangobrain reminds you it is Talk Like a Pirate Day on 19th, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# don't repost it,
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:09, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Woo!
I wouldn't bother with the pearost - lots of people will look back to tonight's stuff anyway and you will just get grief from small minded people who like complaining a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# *claps*

*sleeps*

Trying day on the board today, and it was all going so well....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)
# today's friday
floods of posts
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)
# fuck
let's make lots of suggestions for the challenge that no-one will ever have made a picture of before.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)
# yay
that's a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# I won't be on when the suggestions are made,
so if anyone remembers, i'd like to nominate "The Farmyard Mafia" as an idea. g'nite.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)
# we don't choose this week
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Photoshop my cock
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# Actually...
...I have lots of pictures suitable for that challenge - but I haven't posted any yet.

Not on this messageboard anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# spacefish's
'photoshop this pixel'


though it's a dictator challenge this week
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)
# it was dictator challenge two weeks ago
I thought it was once a month?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# i thought it was every fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)
# How do you offer challenge suggestions?
Just post it on the board and pray the genius is discovered?
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)
# It usually happens...
...mid to late Friday morning, UK time.

It's usually Chthonic that handles the challenge - he will start a thread asking for suggestions, then later ask for votes on the best half dozen or so suggestions.

Although, every now and then, the powers that be decide for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)
# So while I am comfy in my American bed, dreaming up wonderful b3ta challenges...
The English geniuses who came up with crap competitions like the "cheese & curry" challenge are determining my viewing pleasure for the following week? Sounds fair.

/setting an alarm
(Vorpal Bunny, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)
# i hope it's
photoshop some lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I hope...
...it's photograph some lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)
# mmm
photographs
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)
# he he he...
...Chthonic is a fair-minded chap though.

If you have a suggestion, let him know if you see him online during the week.

He usually remembers the best suggestions and carries them over to the vote the next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)
# that's karmic revenge for the C5



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)