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# This amused me.
Mystery Bob and Reverend Dan were ina band for a fringe show. Fat bob gave a scathign review, as did many others. So they resorted to flyers like these:
(spelling/grammar is theirs...)
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After Dark

If you read the Scotsman's views on it then forget it Jay Richardson has missed the point. Every thing represents something including the swearing.

After Dark is about five animals who are decendants of the Arc and have made their own Utopia. But when three humans find them fighting breaks out. And things begin to happen.

An excellent musical, definitely a 5 star

Suitable for children of 12 and above
Jaimta Hunted Age 12

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(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# ..is it in scrawly
printed handwriting?

(got a scanner?)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# just the signature - it's printed out
you'd thin they'd have a spell checker or gramma checker....
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# nah
did you actually go see it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# no.
i was advised not to for my health
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# hehe
it was great in all the wrong ways
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# it was awful
but quite funny if you looked at it the right way
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# I thought...
...the guitar playing was really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# yes - I agree...
...that fantastic musicianship by the handsome bearded guitarist was worth the entrance fee alone.

Who cares about plot, script or acting when there is such a lovely and talented young man in the orchestra.
(Steve-Dave, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# huzzah!
www.hackthissite.org/rankings.php
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# hehehe
well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# wont help me pass exams
but it makes me feel all nifty
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# yeah
I can't sleep until I get some work done.

Notice how little I'm doing. The other option is to sleep now and get up early (ish) tomorrow

blah
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)
# or, you could just stop all this
learning nonsense and...

blah
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)
# yeah
I've applied for a few jobs. We'll see
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)
# Oooh
you rebel you
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)
# I'll probably end up staying here
but I don't want to
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)
# :(
well, my house-tidying job offer still stands

the pay will be miserable and the working conditions will be hellish

but still, it's a job innit?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# hehehehe
if I could manage that, I'd go house sit for spacefish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:17, archived)
# do it
if you'd be happier

i just wish i knew what'd make me happy :|
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:21, archived)
# I can't
I'm in too much debt and stuff and have a lease and a car. It would take too long, unless I steal the fellowship money.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)
# i'm considering
selling practically everything i have and moving up to glasgow without telling anyone

it'd be great
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)
# it would
however, you're not talking about moving somewhere where you need a special visa to stay more than 6 months...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:28, archived)
# fair point
i dunno about all that - seeing as i've not left the UK since i was 12 :|
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# WOO YAY!
Weldone!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:14, archived)
# so
i have finished my print job. TAXI!
(doktored, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# was it written in crayon?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# What are you doing here?




WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)