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# linda

I'm going straight to vegetarian hell now.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 9 Jul 2002, 12:12, archived)
# top
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 12:14, archived)
# that gets a
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 12:16, archived)
# top quality
woo yay sir
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 12:21, archived)
# Save Me A Spot In Hell - By The Fire Would Be Nice
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously awaiting news of their mother.
Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom.
"Kid's......there's good news and bad news."
"The bad news is your mother's strength and will to live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she died a few moments ago"
"The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner!"
(I helped save b3ta! Straw Dog, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 12:50, archived)
# hardly
hell

material
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 12:16, archived)
# What do
vegetarian worms eat?
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 12:19, archived)
# That would be....
Linda McCartney.

What do you call a dog with wings?
(I helped save b3ta! The wench of the high seas workboresme, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:57, archived)
# excellent.
i like lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 12:19, archived)
# woo!
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 12:21, archived)
# That's class...
I bet the second she popped her clogs he was like "fucking hell, I could kill for a bacon sarnie"

If anyone gets to hell before me, save me a place by the cloakroom
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 12:21, archived)
# excellent
lucky heather, eh! No leg of lamb in there, then
(harrypsauce, Tue 9 Jul 2002, 14:12, archived)