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# So that's where babies come from
and I did it the hard way
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I did it
the easier but much more painful way
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:00, archived)
# did they
cut your belly open?
*ouch*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:01, archived)
# yup
I was unconsicous at the time, but screaming in pain when I came round after even though I'd had all the morphine they could give me. not fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:02, archived)
# did you
have strange dreams while on morphine
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:07, archived)
# nope
but I did have such a stong determination to breastfeed that they gave in and let me even though they were fighting to keep me out of intensive care
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:09, archived)
# You know
you two could singlenhandedly RUIN something that most of us men find very, very pleasing that a woman does...

I wish you to stop now please.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:08, archived)
# you are
pleased about labour and birth?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Pleased that
only women can do it I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:11, archived)
# no.. umm...
umm...

swallow

/runs

I would like to point out that I have two kids of my own
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# yeah
but you didn't give birth to them did ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# Oh no...
but I AM raising them... much like a seahorse.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# except
the seahorse actually does the birthing thing as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# not the MALE seahorse...
oh wait.. he does...

I would also like to point out that mine are 6 and 4, and that for the last 3 1/2 years I have done it alone.. so neneer neener neener. Don't rub your "I can have kids" thing in my face. Raising them is 100x more difficult*.

SO neener neener neener... :P

/rant

*Just griping, not at you
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# I know you're just griping
and I do know that raising children is harder than the actual birth thing, I'm just glad I've not been left alone...so you do have a bit of respect from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Thank you Nurse...
I'll take my spongebath now :D

*one can dream, can't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# we suffer the pain
we have to make you lot suffer too...live with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Yes...
and them SOME OF YOU leave and make us deal with the next 18 years.

*Oi, I didn't know you had kids. I thought you were like 20.

Oi #2, bout "Phone Booth".. seems like it would be a 12 day movie.. it SUCKED!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:15, archived)
# I liked Phone Booth
and i'm 22, my son is 6 months old end of this month
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# a boy!
right on
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I'm 27
and the ratbag is 13 1/2 months old. and right now she's whinging and hanging off my leg having just peed on my knee
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# ratbag?
my oh my...

call me when she pukes all over your face or shits on your shirt.

ratbag...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# ummmmm
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# I'm now very very frightened by childbirth
I thank you :)
(DMQOB, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# yes but uhh...
would you still swallow?

*slaps self*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:17, archived)
# That is something
YOU will NEVER know.
(DMQOB, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Nor would I want to
thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# I was
thoroughly enjoying being in labour until they told me that after 12 hours of induced contractions I wasn't getting anywhere. I was a really unusual case though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# More or less the same thing
happened to my mum...with me I may just add

boy do I feel guilty
(DMQOB, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# I tore
my mum so badly she had stitches all the way up...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# That happens...
SHe should have had an episiotomy(spelling?)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# I was born too quickly
they had just given her a shot of pethadine, which shouldn't be giving within 2 hours of the birth because it can cause breathing difficulties, because they thought she would be a long time yet, and suddenly I was born, bright blue and not breathing. I was taken to an incubator while they started stitching my mum up.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# I'm leaving this thread now
never wanting to have children.

Teenagers should be made to hear stories like that - good contraception!
(DMQOB, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# also
girls should be made aware that the younger you are, the more likely you are to get stretch marks - I didn't get any when I was pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# but the best...
is to do what I suggested :D

How can you be a Mrs. as a Teen?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Me?
Erm because a)I'm 24 and 25 next weekend (see 4rthur)

and more importantly b)we aren't married.
(DMQOB, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)