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# On the 35th day, Peter finally succumbed...
(dognutz, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)
# oh please!!!
i wish he would live in a box... throw the sneddon in there too!!
(Emohawk, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)
# and make sure the box is airtight....
watch the fucker turn blue...

he should be shot for rhyming "coffee" with "cafe"!
(great cthulhu, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Seeing that attempted rhyme
makes me glad I have no fucking idea who you're talking about.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)
# he is a reality TV pop idol effort....

"He sits alone at a table in a small cafe
Drowning his tears in a bottomless cup of coffee..."

and later he manages to rhyme the word "angel" with the word "angel" - stunning...

"He sits alone and looks up to the eyes of an angel
She catches him staring and smiles the smile of an angel"
(great cthulhu, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I'm really glad I ignore all this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I think you're taking this too seriously.
I don't allow Pop Idol onto my radar at all. It will be shite, I know that, so I ignore it comepletely. I'm happy and safe in knowing that I'm missing nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# good for you!
I like watching people make a fool of themselves then crash and burn...
(great cthulhu, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# surely you watch the 1st couple of weeks?
thats the best bit, to see all the fools make err...fools of themselves. makes you wonder who told them they could sing really
(icedragon, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Not even the first 15 couple of minutes.
I really, truly, cannot be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)
# woo.
and a TJ. May be GC, buttfuckitt...

www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)
# It doesn't seem to work.
I keep crashing. It must be broken.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)
# fool
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)
# it is
but it's good anyway
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)
# woo!
love that game. 2700 is my best
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)
# the collision detection is a little, well, severe...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)
# unlike real helicopters, which bounce of objects harmlessly?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)
# exactly
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)
# thought so.
How them silly soldiers managed to crash theirs in the war, I'll never know? I mean, did they never play "Super Huey" on the C64? All the training a pilot would ever need.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I remember that one.
I feel I am now fully qualified to fly any aircraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)
# only helicopters.
You'd need time on F19 stealth bomber to say you can fly planes too.

Or blue max.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)
# a-ha!
but it's never as easy as it looks, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Arf!
A top example of my favourite meme...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)
# no
it's piss poor ripoff of SFcave and total ideas theft. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)
# its also quite like C64's Airwolf,
which was infuriantingly hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)
# It doesn't seem to get any more difficult the futher you go,
meaning it's more a test of boredom threshold than skill.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)
# like this one, after a while
www.flashplayer.com/games/defendyourcastle.html
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)
# exactly
except that is a test of your RSI threshold
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)
# and it changes every time,
so it's also a test of lucky randomness.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Hey!
I just looked at the pigeonrank page you posted earlier.

How mad is that? Is it actually a hidden page on google?
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)
# i cannae remember where i found it
but a search for PigeonRank brings it up at the top every time

perhaps Rob would like it in the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)
# i actually thought it was real
until i saw the weight to velocity ratio

;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Me too.
It's very funny though. Obviously a googly programmer joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)
# you mean
this? Old as the hills mate...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)
# while we're on the subject
i made this a week back, just playing with some actionscript for a car driving sim.

www.lazygamer.co.uk/games/cargame.htm
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)
# i like
needs a handbrake, but i could drive it all day!

i know there must be a million tutorials etc. for this kind of thing, but out of interest, where did you find yours? (if you used one)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)
# somewhere hiding on
www.flashkit.com

i found the .fla, took the code and ran
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)
# ooh you cheeky bugger
can't wait for the full game - as long as there is brrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! sound effects too.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)
# sfx made with a mic
and me going 'nnneeeeeeeeyyoooooww' 'skrrreeeeeeee' and 'what are you? fuggin blind???!!'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)