Actually tortoises DO dance...
like this:


From the Make 'em dance challenge. See all 435 entries (closed)

( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)

boing
boing
boing
boing
woo!
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)