My Dancing Pirate Norks
for your enjoyment
Regrettedbly linked for size (585kb)
am sipping a lubberly "Cap'n Morgan" rum 'n' coke now
Bigger 'n' Bouncier!

From the Make 'em dance challenge. See all 435 entries (closed)

(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)

well.
all i can say is i am enjoying.

i was wanking as i typed this
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)

oh dear
*ducks the testosterone*
( Batsgirl, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)

Even though they are norks.
500odd kb is too big. And I'm a teenage lad!
( dogsbollocks, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)

yep
*puts on special testosterone proof mac*
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)

gotta get me one of them
except of course when the testosterone is directed at me, cos I'm fickle like that.
( Batsgirl, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)

Bah
Thats what they ALL say :-)
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)

jesus!
quick, someone post some tissues!
( stevierar, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)

your profile
is beauuuuuutiful.
( Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)

yay!
someone looked at it!
( stevierar, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)

everyone will
look at it now
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)

yay!
fame!

i'm gonna live for ever!
( stevierar, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)

it's gorgeous!!!
i was positively drooling.
I love stars. And also purple.
So you know..
( Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)

If Mr. Duncan Smith wore a purple starry robe
would you explode with glee?
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)

it's quite
possible :D
( Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)

<click>
*opens Photoshop*
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)

what if he were dancing

( freakimus, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)

hahaha
that should win!

edit: let lora judge!
( stevierar, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)

OH MY GOD!
i screamed. And then remembered i'm babysitting and that little kids are sleeping.
Ooops.

That is SO good you wouldn't believe :D
( Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)

that`s
never your real name!
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)

stevierar
or steve guntrip?
( stevierar, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)

*snigger*

guntrip!!

pffft!
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)

*doesn't tell you i also have ginger hair*

( stevierar, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)

my names johnny tripwire.

( PMGT Bosh, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)

no
it's Tom 'iswearanawfullot' Something I don't know/can't remember
probably not a good idea to post that actually
( Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)

you have astonishing green eyes

(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)

apparently they're yellow,
according to a random person in college last week who yelled "YOU HAVE YELLOW EYES!!!!!" at me, and walked off
( stevierar, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)

they're lovely
/swoon
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)

now do it
without the shirt
( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)

you dirty old man
yeah do it
(smoglane!, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)

you would
lol
( faithy, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)

Yarr!


i was wanking as i wrote this
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)

Is that
the new elbow typing?
(Mad Frank, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)

i would

( abaddon, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)

Erm
*dropped my mouse*
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)

mmm, rum and coke
and where did you get that shirt?
(KnitWit, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)

LINKIE for all who want pirate tees as spiffing as mine
www.piratemod.com
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)

the skull
is facing the wrong way though?!
( Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)

hahahaha
at www.piratemod.com/AdDescriptions/PhotosInShirts/BettyandSam01.jpg
( Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)

ooh
I like your t-shirt!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)

I would can I?
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)

mmm
I was wanking as I wanked over this.
( kplex, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)