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From the Make 'em dance challenge. See all 435 entries (closed)

( Unglebunk, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)

he taught us
how to speed
( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)

speedcore?
hello all. freeserve decided to block b3ta for a random 3 hours again.
( Sargant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)

crasy

( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)

happens all the fucking time
b3ta is unreachable for long intermittent periods.

i emailed them with the error messages, they told me it was a problem with b3ta.

i told them that thousands of other people could access the site while i couldn't, and other ISPs i tried still worked. they still insisted it was b3ta's fault.

wankers.
( Sargant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)

incidentally,
im on freeserve, and it doesnt happen to me...
( PMGT Bosh, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)

my wholly unreasonable theory
is that there is a team of technicians masturbating onto my connection box at the local phone exchange.
( Sargant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)

i dont know about unreasonable,
you do live in wales...
( PMGT Bosh, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)

and this is a built-up area
so sheep are hard to come by...
( Sargant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)

And exactly what
are you trying to say about Welsh phone exchange technicians? I'm all offended now.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)

:-D

( PMGT Bosh, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it
And I'm in work from 10:40 til 22:00 again tomorrow, after having done the same shift tirelessly wanking on connections all day today.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)

we've had no bother
and we're on freeserve - did you try jelly.b3ta.com or the ip address (which I've forgotten)
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)

Yeah
What's the deal with jelly.b3ta.com? Is it just some sort of backup in case of DNS fuck-ups or what?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)

they have two servers
jelly.b3ta.com, and the unfortunately misspelt custurd.b3ta.com

they also have the sensible aliases www and www2
( Sargant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)

one is for static stuff
like movies, games, etc. Other is for dynamic stuff : board, frontpage, etc.
( dogsbollocks, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)

http://status.b3ta.com/
explains it a little.
( dogsbollocks, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)

yes, that neither.
no other sites do it
( Sargant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)

good
it's full of middle class cunts!
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)

that too.
i wish the daisy cutter song had read out ALL the comments. i was waiting for my words "that gave me the horn" to be immortalised in music.
( Sargant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)