I want to be in the pub.
But unfortunately I was an hour late into work this morning and now I have to stay an extra hour pretending to work making things like this while everyone else gets pissed.

( izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 1 Feb 2002, 11:26, archived)

i love it for the bald email man
woo! Now get back to work you
;)
( pep, Fri 1 Feb 2002, 11:30, archived)

Any chance emap magazines would want to publish any of these?
Might be worth pitching it to 'em ;)
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 1 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)