b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Message 2023719 (Thread)

there's a shop window full of his assorted shite

viking kittens etc. i can't see how a bunch of rich fake-tanned wives of scrap metal dealers from cheadle buying fur coats will get it, but hey. Well done mr veitch.

I'll take a photo tomorrow. I work by selfridges and have to suffer the endless streams of yellow bag carrying hapless twats every day. Mongs, all of them.

(

SpunkyBackpack, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

the women of which you speak

will probably be in Harrods, not Selfridges.

(

pep, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

they're definitely in selfridges too

there's a trail of overbearing perfume and a slick of drool (at least I think it's drool) all the way from bond street tube to the door.

(

SpunkyBackpack, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

That's not drool

that's my semen.

(

dr_fonz, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

It makes them feel superior

to pay vastly inflated prices for stuff. Fuckwits.

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

Take

a photo.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

of the hapless twats?

or joel's window?

i think it last featured big brother contestants. vast improvement.

(

SpunkyBackpack, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

Joels windows.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

selfridges

or his home?

(

rogan, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)

Both,

for my window collection.
I like to lick them.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 23 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)