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# Ahem
There is no spoon on my table,
and i want some fucking soup.
How am i supposed to eat it,
Not having a ladle is just poop!
I wish i had a spoon,
either wooden or silver,
cos if i had a spoon,
then i'd sing 'cry me a river'

*cough*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# Waiter
Waiter, try my soup

Why sir? Is there something wrong with it?

Just try my soup

I can take it back if you like sir?

Just try my soup

Would you like me to swap it for something else?

Look, just try my soup

Ok... where's the spoon?

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

(Coming To America)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)