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# Bit of an odd one, I'm afraid


PS 1,000 posts at last
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent :)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# Knew I could rely on you
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# im at 740 now...almost there!!!!
and i really dont get the pic...but woo anyway
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:32, archived)
# oh...hahahha
forgive me....i was still suffering the after affects of the last pic...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)
# reminds me of my old pic...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha
class have a woo :)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:33, archived)
# Thank you
I shall put it on the mantlepiece between the Oscar and the Grammy

I'd like to thank my family, my agent, ...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# here
a tissue for you blubbing
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)
# yep
i like that one :)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:34, archived)
# i dont get it?
Is it something to do with Pea Soup? :P

edit: oh i get it, 2 forks, 1 knife, no spoon. :D

much woo
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)
# Oooh!
Took me a second there!

Very very woo!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:36, archived)
# That's good.
I'm currently trying to right a song called "There is no spoon"
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)
# I think that's wrong
not write
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# "Its like 10,000 knives
when all you need is a spoon"?
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# all youd need is a welder :)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# Ahem
There is no spoon on my table,
and i want some fucking soup.
How am i supposed to eat it,
Not having a ladle is just poop!
I wish i had a spoon,
either wooden or silver,
cos if i had a spoon,
then i'd sing "cry me a river"

*cough*
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# Waiter
Waiter, try my soup

Why sir? Is there something wrong with it?

Just try my soup

I can take it back if you like sir?

Just try my soup

Would you like me to swap it for something else?

Look, just try my soup

Ok... where's the spoon?

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

(Coming To America)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)
# then send it to Joel Veitch...
he can make spongemonkeys dance to it or some such thing... ;)
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 6:48, archived)
# gah!
yet woo!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
i had to look at the file name but wooooooo!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
# *orange meets coputer screen*
i love it mucho! lol
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# i bet every restraunt he goes to
he's greeted by a bunch of sniggering waiters with spoons behind their backs

"is there a problem sir? *smirk*"
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# How very special
and lovely, though it took me ages to figure it out because I'm too busy being an angsty teen to notice anything else.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)