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[challenge entry] *NEWSFLASH*

Bruce Lee Harvey Oswald has just been assassinated!

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# who?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# Psst....

Its not really a newsflash. Its a compo entry
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I know
who?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# The guy
who 'alledgedly' shot Kennedy (JFK).
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# Bruce Lee: Kung Fu Master
Lee Harvey Oswald: May have shot JFK
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# I see :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# ooh congrats on your newest fp, kmm
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# ooh
thanks :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# Someone get this girl an encyclopaedia. Now!
Preferably one with a section on English film and TV stars from 1960-1980 in.

:)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# yeah
some sort of film/tv/music crash course might be really useful
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# And
American history

~;¬p
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# well
I'd heard of lee harvey oswald, and knew what he was supposed to have done. never realized that pic was about him though
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# ;¬)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)
# i don't think they make those
i ahve a lovely set right here
"Encyclopædia Noenglishfilmandtvstarsfrom1960to1980initania"
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# hehehe :)
isn't as convincing with book titles as it is with urls... :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# yeah, i realized that
its not my fault, he could have said "preferably one with Brian Blessed in it"
in which case it would have been "Encyclopædia Nobrianblessedia"
much better. but no, i had to work with "one that has english tv and film stars from 1960 to 1980 in it"

:)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Were there any
english filmandtv stars in the year 960?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Hell yeah
They were called the dark ages cos they all sat in the dark watching movies.

Duh
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# why do you ask?

:)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Damn you
filthy editor!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# i'd like to see you
prove that there wasn't
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# terrible?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# she went of her own alaska
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# in dorsal fins?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# steve the sqare blueberry
until the seventh of moonglow
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# pastoral queus
bowl tomato gurgles
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# 20000..
Yay!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# :)
thanks
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# He does look
somewhat startled...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Much woo to you!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Hahaha
that's great!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# very woo!
nice shadow, too
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# Oh yes
and that is almost the same expression as the original :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# T'is indeed
It was crying out for a Bruce Lee karate pose
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# fantastic
Evening all


I feel like a cheap reposting whore
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# ..here's one:
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# fantabulous
dancing count n chumpage
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# heheheh
lovely.

great expression!

yay.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# expression = priceless.
yarr.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)