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[challenge entry] Des O'Connery
must've been done by now

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)
# ooh I fucking hate him
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)
# we know, Boab, we know.
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Do you, Boab?
Why's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)
# *begins list
1. slaps women
2. Scottish Nationalist living abroad to avoid tax
3. speaks schtupid
.......
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)
# To be fair though
Scotland's a horrible cold miserable place full of violent pasty faced twats. Whereas Spain is a beautiful warm country with beautiful cultured people. It's not a difficult choice. I can't imagine anyone lives in Scotchland through choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)
# nope
you're not going to hook me in with that, Bazzy baby
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Agreed.
4) Can't act.
5) Orange.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)
# and he's 90
and more handsome than all of us
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)
# speak for yourself
ugly boy who isn't out shagging and drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)
# and yet
the bestest bond ever.

And Roger Moore also slapped women on film, and looks like a prat after too much cosmetic surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Roger Moore's a twat too.
Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)
# But there's a difference between doing it on film
and giving interiviews where you express the opinion that birds get a bit annoying or hysterical sometimes at which point all a fellow can do is give them a wee schlap. Backhanded, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)
# yeah
that Roger Moore's a phoney.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)
# tsk.
Trust YOU, Mr Thorpe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)
# And not ash hard as you'd
shlap a guy, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
# granted
that is wank.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)
# better?


edit: more @ www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/photoshopping_4007.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)