Des O'Connery
must've been done by now


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( MissPrism, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

ooh I fucking hate him

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

we know, Boab, we know.
*cuddles*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

Do you, Boab?
Why's that then?
( pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

*begins list
1. slaps women
2. Scottish Nationalist living abroad to avoid tax
3. speaks schtupid
.......
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

To be fair though
Scotland's a horrible cold miserable place full of violent pasty faced twats. Whereas Spain is a beautiful warm country with beautiful cultured people. It's not a difficult choice. I can't imagine anyone lives in Scotchland through choice.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

nope
you're not going to hook me in with that, Bazzy baby
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

Agreed.
4) Can't act.
5) Orange.
( pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

and he's 90
and more handsome than all of us
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

speak for yourself
ugly boy who isn't out shagging and drinking
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

and yet
the bestest bond ever.

And Roger Moore also slapped women on film, and looks like a prat after too much cosmetic surgery.
( sinisterduck, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

Roger Moore's a twat too.
Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond *FACT*
( pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

But there's a difference between doing it on film
and giving interiviews where you express the opinion that birds get a bit annoying or hysterical sometimes at which point all a fellow can do is give them a wee schlap. Backhanded, of course.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

yeah
that Roger Moore's a phoney.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

tsk.
Trust YOU, Mr Thorpe.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

And not ash hard as you'd
shlap a guy, apparently.
( pxyzyzygy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

granted
that is wank.
( sinisterduck, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)

better?


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( Manic declared war on Old Media, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)