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# Holy Mary, mother of God, Master of the one inch punch!


1st
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# you'd have
gods sloppy seconds?
(I would)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# hey, she's still the VIRGIN mary.
conception of the son of god or not

not that i would, either way
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Surely
Joseph slipped her his length on at least one occasion?
(I helped save b3ta! The Ginja Ninja, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I believe
That is true, I think there were some half-siblings mentioned somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# There was a brother called James
In the original Aramaic the word used to describe Mary doesn't mean "virgin" it means "unmarried"...

Bit of quick thinking on Josephs part me thinks - "I don't know how my girlfriend is pregnant, must have been God... yeah, that's it"
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# cynic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# realist
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# So if Joseph was descended from David,
that means Jesus' half brother was called Jim Davidson.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Oh
very sharp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# what makes you think
i was talking about her?
/hell
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Every time you fuck Baby Jesus
God masturbates a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)
# there are
a lot of happy kittens then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Nice poetry
But I'm concerned that you seem to be acting like sunshine elephant today. It's most peculiar.

Wooage.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# i actually hold
the b3ta record for saying 'I would' to most things.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Blimeh
That's some record
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# more than sunshine elephant?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# check the competition
'b3ta records'
the proof is in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# heh heh,
watch that baby go!
tj: dr dunno fella, tonight? what's the plan?
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# 4r
fur
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# the only thing that could improve that is sound
for now i am saying *thwack* every time she makes contact.
(yakmonkey, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# or some
comedy style kung fu noises!
(I helped save b3ta! The Ginja Ninja, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# she's trying to make a 'thwack' sound


but she's managing little more than a soft thud
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)