Holy Mary, mother of God, Master of the one inch punch!


1st
( Munsta, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)

i would.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

you'd have
gods sloppy seconds?
(I would)
( Munsta, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

hey, she's still the VIRGIN mary.
conception of the son of god or not

not that i would, either way
( Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

Surely
Joseph slipped her his length on at least one occasion?
( The Ginja Ninja, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

I believe
That is true, I think there were some half-siblings mentioned somewhere.
( useful_idiot, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

There was a brother called James
In the original Aramaic the word used to describe Mary doesn't mean "virgin" it means "unmarried"...

Bit of quick thinking on Josephs part me thinks - "I don't know how my girlfriend is pregnant, must have been God... yeah, that's it"
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)

cynic
:)
( Munsta, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)

realist

( Darkedge, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)

So if Joseph was descended from David,
that means Jesus' half brother was called Jim Davidson.
( charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)

Oh
very sharp :)
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

what makes you think
i was talking about her?
/hell
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

Every time you fuck Baby Jesus
God masturbates a kitten.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)

there are
a lot of happy kittens then.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)

Nice poetry
But I'm concerned that you seem to be acting like sunshine elephant today. It's most peculiar.

Wooage.
( useful_idiot, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

i actually hold
the b3ta record for saying 'I would' to most things.
FACT.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

Blimeh
That's some record
( useful_idiot, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

more than sunshine elephant?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
( Munsta, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

check the competition
'b3ta records'
the proof is in there somewhere.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)

heh heh,
watch that baby go!
tj: dr dunno fella, tonight? what's the plan?
( baby wet ones, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

4r
fur
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)

the only thing that could improve that is sound
for now i am saying *thwack* every time she makes contact.
(yakmonkey, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

or some
comedy style kung fu noises!
( The Ginja Ninja, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)

she's trying to make a 'thwack' sound


but she's managing little more than a soft thud
( Munsta, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)