i made scones with half a pound of salt
i was a baker at the time. this is true
( new_matt, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)

You were never a master baker though, were you?
Half a pound? Crivens! Even the birds wouldn't eat my scones. They rotted on the birdtable. That's the only time that ever happened.
( dutchbird, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

i was an assistant to the master baker
and have an apron to prove it. i wanted to do "bakery and yeast management"* at university. it's a 4 year sandwich course

*this was really a course at UMIST
( new_matt, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

Yay!
Yeast management? Ew...
( dutchbird, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

I will be working with yeast full time in my next job.
100% of dull FACT.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

Someone I know
works for someone who is an innovator in the whole brewing industry.Does stuff with yeast apparently.
( dutchbird, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)

my feet
have a nice yeast infection
(LazyBastard, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)

Are you going to be a
gynaecologist?

*ducks, runs*
( azerty, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

I did that.
I swiftly grew to hate the little budding fuckers.
( MissPrism, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)

arf!
sandwich.. arf!
( popt_art, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

i'm glad someone appreciated it
;)
( new_matt, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

Sandwich Course !
Arf Arf !
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*breathes* SANDWICH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

sandwich course....
Groan!
(No6, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)