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[challenge entry] thievin bastard ninjas


Do you know how hard it is to find a picture of a jaffa cake on the web?
neither did i till one boring Wednesday afternoon

From the Photoshop Ninjas challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:28, archived)
# i like jaffa cakes
but not as much as kitkats, they rule.
(1, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Are you insane?
If I could only ever have one or the other ever again it would be JC's every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Okay, you can have my
Jaffa cakes and I'll have your chunky KitKats.

Edit/ what is it with Jaffa Cakes? Just never got the attraction of them. Why take up valuable chocolate space with fruit gunk?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:35, archived)
# i never saw the point of
taking up tasty space with rancid wafer
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:45, archived)
# Well said
That is all
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Read that as 'rancid water'
and wondered what the fuck you were on about. But if you didn't have the wafer, it'd just be a bar of solid milk chocola......aaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:52, archived)
# ta
for the recipe btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:45, archived)
# Huzzah! I managed
to work 4rthur - there's hope for me yet! Lemme know if you want any of the others. Guaranteed to be delicious and slimming too*

*the last part of this statement is rather a big fat lie.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:51, archived)
# they rule?
oh dear, though i liked their campaign for a wafer in every snack, i didn't vote for them because of their '5 minute, lunch break' rule.

oh well, in 4 years time maybe the twix's will have a better campaign
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Mmmm...
remember Orange Twix?
yum.


I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)
# MMMm
Coconut boost
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)
# did someone say
coconut?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)
# hmm?
coconut you say?

anyone know any good free hosts aside from 50megs.com?
(KnitWit, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)
# hehehehe.
imitators.
much more attractive than our original.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:44, archived)
# I like the look of your site much better.
it's very professional like
(KnitWit, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:46, archived)
# we can thank mr rob sargant for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:47, archived)
# Does anyone remember
Toffee Chrispmas? They were luuvly, but they only sold for one christmas about 4 years ago
(Gumdrops, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:43, archived)
# I like the advert
for those new Kit Kat Kube thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:35, archived)
# i haven't seen it
but i imagine it's hilarious, tell more
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] the greyhound goes at (fast speed) lives 20 years
something else goes at (faster speed) lives for 15 years
the cheetah goes at (really fast speed) but only lives for 10 years.

but the giant tortousieiisieesi... uh land turtle, is really slow. (not exact words...) and lives for 200 years.

something like that anyway
(1, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:38, archived)
# er, yeah.
it sounds hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Did you see the 'remember, you are not a salmon' one
with the bloke off Snatch? Well it's like that only with a deer and a cheetah and a giant tortoise. It's very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)
# oh right
make it in flash
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:40, archived)
# it's a kind of way
of telling you how to live your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)
# yeah
plus the cubes are really good too

I eat the chocolate first then the wafer, it's nice
(1, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I like the new Irn Bru ad on the bus.
Shows an attractive couple, she's saying "The best things in life - Irn Bru and Dick"
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:37, archived)
# I know,
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)
# I know.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Yay!
Did you make that pic for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Possibly.
www.b3ta.com/board/1691343
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:32, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)
# maybe.
i made it for someone who apparently got jaffa cakes and geoff capes mixed up as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Yes.
That was me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)
# i had
digestive biscuits and electricity pylons mixed up as a kid. 100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:35, archived)
# ooh
could have been quite dangerous.

and dark..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Flying kites near digestives
is very dangerous
(Smudger, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:41, archived)
# yes
remember children: stay away from digestive pylons
(1, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Did you try:
www.jaffacakes.co.uk ?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)
# yes
and they were very poor
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Strangely enough
I did.

i was trying to find one to taunt a friend who is living abroad and can't get jaffa cakes.
(Flower has a new job!, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:30, archived)
# THREADJACK
Bet on a Pope:

"It's a cert - Monster monster!"

www.paddypower.com/bet?action=show_type_by_main_market&ev_class_id=45&id=520&category=SPECIALS
They all have great names too.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Especially Pope Keith O Brien.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:35, archived)
# What country do you think he's from?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:39, archived)
# 'ShowYourNobby' was such a good game.
Nice twist on the original, less deadly, more tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)