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# not suitable for salt water

Evolutionary Mishaps #14
Flamingo: Version 0.34 (recalled)


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(Floppglopple, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 10:37, archived)
# sadly the pools at which the flamingo drinks are so
heavy in salt, it can be their down fall.

i remember a wildlife on one program where the salt solidified around the ankle of a baby one.

he then kept falling over as it was like a massice salt ball and chain. it was very sad.

but it lived in the end, the camera crew caught it and broke the block up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 10:43, archived)
# i dont
like flamingos.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 10:45, archived)
# they
smell fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)
# inter-fearing
with nature? That's a no-no shirley?
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 10:45, archived)
# I don't agree with that.
Camera crews interfering with the wildlife they're filming. That flamingo was not meant to live.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)
# KILL IT!
KILL IT HARD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)
# but what if the camera crew were meant to save it?


/goes and hides in a philosophical corner
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)
# That would require believeing in fate
rather than natural selection.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)
# or plain dumb luck
of which must contribute to natural selection.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 10:56, archived)