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[challenge entry] Local news? I'm afraid there was another shootout on my stereo last night...

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(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:11, archived)
# good good
...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Now that IS local.
I'm gonna have to wait for a few of these to start flooding in before I get the idea I think. At the moment it doesn't make any sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Oi you - where's my copy of Hummus?
sunny jimbob and lazygamer have both got theirs - I want mine. NOW.

*crosses arms and taps foot impatiently*
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Nothing to do with me
Ask Icezebra
and bare in mind there has been a postal strike!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I notice Mr IceZebra
is conspicuous with his absense this morning.
Postal schmostal.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# i know how you feel
mine hasn't arrived yet either.
I'm hoping for a nice surprise on the mat when i get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Just hope
it's not a bad surprise and your cat has shat on the mat...
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# i only paid for my 2/3 days ago as well!
don't worry, you should get it soon
(like i know).

you are missing out on some excellent things though!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# That's right
rub it in.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Mine arrived this morning

and I didnt even pay for it!*


*may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# So the system IS working
just poke IZ with a stick and he'll sort it out

I GOT MINE FROM HIM IN THE POST THIS MORNING TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)
# *strops off to find some coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
#
hand lotion? hur hur hur
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:13, archived)
# I am not afraid
to moisturise. In 40 years time we shall meet, and I shall have silky soft skin and you shall look like a prune.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# it looks like there is someone in a straightjacket
in the mirror...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Ooooh,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# It's not a mirror...it's
a window onto an almost identical room. It was my sister in the straightjacket. She's a trainee escapologist.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# is that not a little odd
that you and your sister have a window?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Well, you could see it like
that. But you have to remember that she's a trainee escapologist, and I like to be able to watch in case anything goes wrong. Last week I noticed she was struggling in the fishtank and had to dive in to rescue her.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Fishtank?
You like to watch?

you perv...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I don't like watching.
In fact I find it rather stressful.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# A window into your sisters room?!?1
*999* "hello, could you put me through to the police please..."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Did you ever, did you ever,
Peep through the bedroom door.
Did you ever, did you ever,
See your sister in the raw.
Yes you did, you know you did.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Wibble?
I don't have a sister. But if I did...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# is that you in
the background wearing a straitjacket?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:14, archived)
# See
above. Also, see 5 across (Water is not for running, space)
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:16, archived)
# you have the
same CD player as me, and I haven't taken the sticker off mine either :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# The sticker is what
makes it work!
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:16, archived)
# I also
have that CD player. Cheap wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# AH, that;s a funny story.
Well, not actually funny. I took my CD player to Richer Sounds to be fixed and they gave me that one as a temporary replacement, but it's better than the original one, so I kept it.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Vampire cowboys!
/pedant - they don't reflect.
woo the pic!
(nebulous, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:16, archived)
# See
above. It is not a mirror, but a window onto an almost reverse world.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# yes
that's clear now. I think your sister is almost as funny as the cowboys.
Edit: and Becherovka is terrible, wonderful stuff
(nebulous, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# becherovka
that's the name i was searching for. nice
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# *cough*
The The?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Yes, I'm not a huge fan
but that is a very good album. Why not post a snapshot of YOUR bedroom with tantalising clues about your lifestyle?
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I'm homeless
and in a net cafe.

Parp.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# oooh blimey
you own czech herb drink stuff. dirty, filthy, green stuff
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# fuckmejasus
my best mate has that EXACT stereo configuration...Did you go into Richer Sounds and order the cheapest seperates configuration you could get about 2 years ago, or did you buy it off a leeds scally with a scirocco?]

EDIT - ah, now I see.
(trumpet, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVE IT.
WOOOOOOOOOO!
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Is that
hand cream?
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Intensive care
No chafe
(Eggy Whiff, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)