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[challenge entry] With apols to anyone living in Sprotborough


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(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:29, archived)
# Woo!
Are the spelling mistakes deliberate?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:31, archived)
# What
speling miskates?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Prasley?
Prisley?
Pictrued?
Alvis?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Elvis was a skitzo
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Have you ever raed
a local neswpaper? :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Yes
That's why I asked if they were deliberate?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Yes
.
don't make me explain - pleeeeeeeeeeease!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:38, archived)
# That's all right then!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Mind
the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:36, archived)
# :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Have you
ever read a local paper?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:36, archived)
# 'sentinel'
how this echoes such similar words, sentiment, sexual, cement. All caring loving words that show a true desire of a winner, don't listen to the critics, they speak the fool and walk the tool.

Elvis is an intereseting choice. An icon, a hero, a singer of immense respect. This is vital in understanding the real Blyerkit, or should I say Elvis v.2.0?

The mispelling of Elvis as Alvis shows that you don't need to spell things right, instead you purposely spell them wrong to show the critic, the cruel pendatic mobster that lurks in every human.

A woo picture is hard to find
But what is harder is a woo mind
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Oh
absolutely! :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:34, archived)
# I visited my parents yesterday
and got to read their local rag. The similarities are scary. I was reading it yesterday and thinking "My parents must actually live in Framley."
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:34, archived)