FACT!
David Essex is married to an Ewok



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(Evilsprout, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:35, archived)

That is true.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:36, archived)

What are the chances?
A million to one, they said.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:36, archived)

And still,
he comes.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)

he does indeed
*wipes forehead with moist towelette*
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)

That David Essex
spurts like an olympian.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:42, archived)

When did all this
Bukake homosexuality start?

I find it most distasteful and I'd warrant you are all gay.
( Banana, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:45, archived)

no
where all gay
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:47, archived)

Not me,
is it Bukake in general you find distasteful (you know what I mean), or just the gay variety.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:48, archived)

is it cunt!

( sick_boy, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:38, archived)

With your love light shining,
every cloud's got a silver
Lining.

So hold me close, don't let me go.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)

no,
it's true.
( bananaman, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)

That's the funniest thng
Ive seen all day.
( Banana, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:36, archived)

Didn't
know he was so short. handy with a razor, too
(Bommer remembered to log in, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)

horse, knife, stick

( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)

Oi don't fink so!
Hahaha!
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:40, archived)