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[challenge entry] FACT!
David Essex is married to an Ewok


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(Evilsprout, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:35, archived)
# That is true.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:36, archived)
# What are the chances?
A million to one, they said.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:36, archived)
# And still,
he comes.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# he does indeed
*wipes forehead with moist towelette*
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# That David Essex
spurts like an olympian.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:42, archived)
# When did all this
Bukake homosexuality start?

I find it most distasteful and I'd warrant you are all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:45, archived)
# no
where all gay
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Not me,
is it Bukake in general you find distasteful (you know what I mean), or just the gay variety.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:48, archived)
# is it cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:38, archived)
# With your love light shining,
every cloud's got a silver
Lining.

So hold me close, don't let me go.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)
# no,
it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)
# That's the funniest thng
Ive seen all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Didn't
know he was so short. handy with a razor, too
(Bommer remembered to log in, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# horse, knife, stick
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Oi don't fink so!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:40, archived)