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[challenge entry] If a statue of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle...

If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle;
if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes;
if the horse has three legs in the air and one on the ground, the person died of a ninja attack;
if the horse has both back legs in the air, the person died in a rodeo;
if the horse has four legs in the air, the person died in space.

(can anyone come up with a better 3 and 4?)

I swear it looks like it's hovering up and down slightly, though it isn't.

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(b3rl1n, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:34, archived)
# why does he
have a banana on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# haha, i have NO idea
found the pic here:
www.tigerdude.com/japan/pics/2ndtrip.htm
It's in Japan - maybe some samurai thingy or something... i dunno *shrug*
(b3rl1n, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# maybe he was hungry
during the battle?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# he needs
a beret.
(~Sunny~, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)
# It's not a banana....
They're helicopter blades. It's wot holds the horse off the ground.

%100 FACT!!!
(Cousin It, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:42, archived)
# we have a
WINNER!
(b3rl1n, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)
# of
course
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2205315
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 20:01, archived)
# old trick he learned from John Cleese
He died while attacking somebody with a banana. First, incapacitate the attacker. Second, eat the banana, thus disarming him.
(joe stoner dot com, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:51, archived)
# hadn't thought of that one
in a long time!
(b3rl1n, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 20:03, archived)
# you
absolute cunt, dont you recognise a traditional samurai helmet when you see one...?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# i like that
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Ninja Pirate attack?
nice though

I'm very glad there's more than one way to access B3ta, my good old trusty method of www.b3ta.com gives me a gateway timeout...I almost cried
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
# was thinking
more Karate Kid-ish - trying to imagine a horse standing on one foot, that's all that came to mind
(b3rl1n, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Ninja goat
then?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:42, archived)
# no...
but it could...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
# true dat
.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Leaves of three let it be
leaves of four eat some more!
(Kimbo, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# What does it mean...
...if the horse has a stiffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:42, archived)
# It means that
Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring. I do, don't you?
'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me:

All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try and hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright, everything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We've gained notoriety, and caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society with our games.
They call it impiety and lack of propriety,
And quite a variety of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.

So if Sunday you're free, why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickening with each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon. It just takes a smidgin
To poison a pigeon in the park
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)
# yay
tom!
(b3rl1n, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)
# that's a very small...
....horse cock compared to the one I saw
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:45, archived)
# we don't want to hear
about animal fetishes here..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:50, archived)
# since when?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:51, archived)
# it was innocent...
...I was in Blackpool

You couldn't help but notice
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:53, archived)
# If it has four legs in the air
and one still on the ground... it's a mightily impressive horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)
# hee hee
I can see its willy.

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:47, archived)