you had to stop the car
for a family of Highland Cows? did you give them a lift?
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:35, archived)

I don't think...
...they would all have managed to get into a Vauxhall Corsa.

They were blocking the road and didn't seem in any hurry to move - one had very large horns, so I didn't want to antagonise him.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)

good plan

( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)

I saw a squirrel with no tail last week
and then we thought we saw a hutch monkey, but it turned out it was just the drugs


DRUGS ARE BAD
( BrideOfVampireMonkeyOnSpeed oh oh oh oh oh oh ANTMUSIC!, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)

I was out for running the other night...
...and raced a badger!

No really, I raced a badger. Nothing to do with the compo, but it made me crack up at the time.
(CMU, Sat 25 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)