Apparently Flamingoes can only eat with their heads upside-down.
That, coupled with their smutty jokes, make them unusual, yet amusing, company at dinner.



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( supermoore: HUNG, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)

i like
the laughter
( freshlegs, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)

...comic....
...sans....
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)

For comic effect,
natch.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)

the top half
(or lower when it's right way up)
looks a bit like an arse
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)

no typeface captures
mirth more accurately.
( freshlegs, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)

hurrah
comp?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)

Nice work Mr Moore
you might want to enter that into the challenge.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)

hehehe woo
mentalist
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)

flamingoes for dinner ?

(Evelyn Stannard, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)

I like that a lot
It'd get a woo yay, but I'm currently inapable of posting images.
Sorry.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)

i saw finding nemo today

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)

Did it have fish in it
?
( TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)

yes
lots of cgi fish

and interestingly enough it also had a toy buzzlightyear
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)

Any norks?
I don't watch films unless they've got norks in.
Or fannies.
(Of course, that's not actually true, but I'm drunk, puerile, and running up someone else's phone bill)
( TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)

Have the clocks gone back?
I'm confused... The board times are saying it's tomorrow and it's still today...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I hate the provinces)
( TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)

board time's fine for me...
but where are you?
( verbal, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)

Cunting Eastbourne
I want back in London. Now.
(The beach was nice though)
( TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)

My board says this message was posted at 00:22
and my own clock agrees
( verbal, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)

00:42
According to this one.
But it's shit.
I want my own computer.
And London.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)

clocks go bacards
at 1am
to 0am
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)

Are you right?

( TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)

Clocks don't go back
until 2am BST.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)

Fuck it
get pissed, break the clock, sleep in.
( id10ts Twas ever thus., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)

Or are you right?

( TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)

i don't care enough to find out
so we're both wrong


they go back at 1:35am
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)

That'll do me
Compromise.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)

aye
very neutral
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)

'nuff time for more beer then...
Huzzah!
( TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)

there's ALWAYS time for more beer
that's one thing uni has taught me so far
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)

Enjoy it while it lasts...
Oh for the student life again...



[mopes]
( TV's Nosemonkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)

I concur
I think it's 2 a.m. But I could be wrong.
(Jambo81, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)

supurbulicious

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)