This is the best competition winner ever!
*100% FACT*



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(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)

I think you'll find it's not
Mat.
( Tart Monkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)

I thought it was a competition based on sarcasm
Are you American?

(It's Matt, username was restricted to 8 letters)
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)

Am I american?
I'm going off you.

No, I love everyone, I'm, just in a post-pub frame of mind
( Tart Monkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)

Fancy a fight then?
I'll make you bring up your warm frothy headed bitter.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

Bitter!!!!
Pffffft.
Guinness.
( Tart Monkey, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)