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[challenge entry] 100% fact
elephants are the only animal that cant jump

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(moodahoo, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# fnord can't jump,
so can't pecker either
(Pjotr, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# oh yes
I can
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I've not seen him for a while, you know (pecker, I mean).
You can tell when school's back on.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I've
never seen a sloth jump either
(nahguam, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:36, archived)
# untrue
white men can't jump
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# woody harrelson can
i've seen him on the telly
(vork and burlap, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# true
but I bet they'd bounce if you pushed them off a cliff.
(moodahoo, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# hooray for space hoppers!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# dear lord
that isn't helping my hangover
(vork and burlap, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# could be worse
it could be urinating on the corpse of a childhood pet

while mocking your chose in music

and listing the ways that you'll never amount to much


(yeah so I'm occasionally lurking)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:01, archived)
# you lurkmonster you
(vork and burlap, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# want to make some thing of it?
you valuable member of the active community you
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:05, archived)
# you can knob off
i've got a job to think about :\
(vork and burlap, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# alright
/knobbed off
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# crikey
(vork and burlap, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# do all spacehoppers
have that face?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# all proper ones
the new ones with the numbers aren't spacehoppers, just a generic

I think they called them racing hoppers in SissyMo's when we were in Brighton
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:01, archived)
# slugs can't jump.
nor snails.
worms aren't too good either, i bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# What about
kangaroos?
(Jambo81, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I believe
it's something to do with their knees.

ALSO a FACT
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)