100% fact
elephants are the only animal that cant jump


From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(moodahoo, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)

fnord can't jump,
so can't pecker either
(Pjotr, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)

oh yes
I can
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)

I've not seen him for a while, you know (pecker, I mean).
You can tell when school's back on.
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)

I've
never seen a sloth jump either
(nahguam, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:36, archived)

untrue
white men can't jump
( JustHere, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)

woody harrelson can
i've seen him on the telly
(vork and burlap, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)

true
but I bet they'd bounce if you pushed them off a cliff.
(moodahoo, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)

hooray for space hoppers!

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)

dear lord
that isn't helping my hangover
(vork and burlap, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)

could be worse
it could be urinating on the corpse of a childhood pet

while mocking your chose in music

and listing the ways that you'll never amount to much


(yeah so I'm occasionally lurking)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:01, archived)

you lurkmonster you

(vork and burlap, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)

want to make some thing of it?
you valuable member of the active community you
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:05, archived)

you can knob off
i've got a job to think about :\
(vork and burlap, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)

alright
/knobbed off
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)

crikey

(vork and burlap, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)

do all spacehoppers
have that face?
( bananaman, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)

all proper ones
the new ones with the numbers aren't spacehoppers, just a generic

I think they called them racing hoppers in SissyMo's when we were in Brighton
( JustHere, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:01, archived)

slugs can't jump.
nor snails.
worms aren't too good either, i bet.
( Or is it?, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)

What about
kangaroos?
(Jambo81, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)

I believe
it's something to do with their knees.

ALSO a FACT
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)