the church denied it.
but the discovery of the ancient graffiti was considered 100% proof that the conception wasn't immaculate.


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( Munsta, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)

straight
to hell
( sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)

Haha
Much woo-age!
( Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)

i bet
she took it up the arse as well.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)

oh
my god
( sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)

no
it was Mary Magdalene who said that
(Cheril, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)

I feel
filthy.
*washes hands furiously*
( sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

*masturbates over picture of jesus*

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

hehehe
terrible
( sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

*fingers model of God*
...

*ejaculates over christmas edition of baby jesus*
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)

blasphemy
blas-for-you...
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)

blass for everybody in the room.
now, go poke a badger with a spoon.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)

*Goes to poke*... Wait a minute!
There is no spoon!

*uses finger*
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:47, archived)

well he certainly was a looker

( Or is it?, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

hell
for you
( sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)

he had eyes
what did you think I was talking about? sicko

:)
( Or is it?, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)

good save

( sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)

i would let him
part my waters any day.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)

"i shall make you fistersfishers of men"
( Or is it?, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)

"And the spirit saith unto you, Come."

( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:33, archived)

Surely I come quickly
Rev. 22:20
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)

He cometh upon you
like a thief in the night.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)

So prone
up there on that crucifix.
Yum.
( Mullet Over, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

hell
for you too
( sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)

well he did get
nailed by a bunch of guys...

/coat
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)

you guys
are terrible!
hehehe
I'm going to hell.
I'm laughing.
I'm going to hell.
( sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)

but first a quick stop at a dictionary
to see that one can't be upright and prone at the same time
(Cheril, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)

smarts like that'll
get us back on the right track
( sof, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:28, archived)

Of course.
He had his feet nailed together.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)

well not that time...
/pedantic
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)

It was a more miraculous conception than you'd think...

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

hmm
porous

*feels icky*
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)

i was going to say
normally it's 'up the bum - no babies'.

Though it was probably the ultimate missionary position
( bleepbloop, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

hi ho hi ho it's off to bed i go
and a woo there
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)

goodnight
etc. etc. :)
( Munsta, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)

night night
Mr Elephant
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)

That's good.
I laughed. Quite a bit. Which is a good thing.
.
( Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)

dunno if you missed it
8000th message for you a couple o' messages back
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)

No.
I did spot it, even mentioned it, but I don't celebrate 'em now. Maybe at 10,000
( Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)

yeh the big ones,
i might celebrate 25k
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

i know i won't.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

Bitter

( Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)

i prefer...
actually, i prefer bitter...
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)

me
too
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)

the
best.

naughty, but oh so prolly true.
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)

would they have known how many years b.c. it was
if christ wasn't born yet?
(Barnaclese, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)

nope
:p
( Munsta, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 7:43, archived)

That's scarey
I was just looking at Neolithic painting on google!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)