A likely storyYou lasses always forget about the cake. The crumbs on the setee give the game away.
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Tart Monkey,
Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:10,
archived)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!;)
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:15,
archived)