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[challenge entry] Sooty is controlled by...

a furtive doing his community service!

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(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)
# TJ
What is the compulsion people have to eat their boogers after picking them freshly from their nostrils?

They don't look, smell or taste in any way pleasant, yet people do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Cos if you save them for later
they taste worse?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Ewww
ewewewew!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)
# but they've got more vitamins
than the dried variety. fresh is best
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)
# mine taste lovely.
and besides, it's either that or sticking them under the table.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 11:05, archived)
# it might depend
on what you've been eating
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 11:11, archived)
# satisfaction i think.
Like sitting at a bar and to moaning old wankers come in who think they own you because they're regulars ask you to get up off your seat because they want to sit down... And you say no! fuck off!


Immense satisfaction
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 11:05, archived)
# It's never nice
having problems with old men's seats.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
# What would be amusing,
would be watching you play that game in some of the pubs round here.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)
# is that 'a' furtive
......or 'the' furtive?
(wttp, btw!)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)
# a furtive
'the' furtive is way to good at theft to get caught!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 11:08, archived)