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# I have absolutely no idea what's going on there.
I think that makes you some kind of genius.

TJ - I just gave into capitalism and applied for a job at Blockbuster. They have the worst laid out aplication form I've ever seen.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)
# i draw a nazi leprechaun
on my blockbuster application
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)
# and under disabilities i wrote,
'i don't take application forms seriously'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Did you get the job?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# they didn't even bother with a reply
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# i do know a guy that got a job at a cinema
because he told them he doesn't like people, and they admired his honesty
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I got a job at some little coffee shop
even though I'm only 15,and I can't make coffee.

They liked my style.
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# welcome
to the big time.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
# At this rate
I should have no problem becoming president of america
(~Sunny~, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Did you get
the job?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
like a friend of mine who in a biology exam wrote

a cell was where bad men were kept
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# in one of my GCSE's
i wrote that a group of cells that worked together was called a "team"
(RiotMoose, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Dada-dum-da-dum daaaa-da-dum...
Dada-dum-da-dum daaaa-da-dum...

Say hi to old Bob H for me.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Excellent.
I'm bored of that joke already.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I met him once.
He shook me by the hand.

In fact, he shook everybody by the hand. Indiscriminately. He had no idea who we were, and he didn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Did he have a glazed look in his eye
and walk like he was about to fall over?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Actually, now you mention it
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# does it rotate
as you try to write?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)
# No, I've never seen one that does that.
But it does ask for the name, address and telephone number of a previous employer and then give you an inch square box to write it in.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# you haven't
seen any of AOL's recruitment documentation...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)