It gets worse.

Thank goodness for camera phones.

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( jola, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)

edit: oh i see !
i've just carved a pumpkin.
( Laughing Boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)

lets see
go on. Or are you scared?
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)

very

( Laughing Boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)

Took your time
with that one... ;)
( jola, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)

is that
a euphemism?
( MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)

it would make a good euphemism,
but for what
( Laughing Boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)

Wanking it?
Wanking it hard?
(ejolleys, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)

"ducking for apples"
fnar fnar.
( MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)

or created a model of solid man milk

( Laughing Boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)

Hard on wank,
Hard on the causes of wank
( Mr Peet the Pastafarian, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)

That's very good.
Is it original?
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)

No, but I can make it my own by adjusting the punctuation:
Hard on? Wank!
Hard ons, the causes of wank.
( Mr Peet the Pastafarian, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)

or
"hard on, the cause is of wank"
which sounds better but the grammar's a bit archaic
( MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)

Or to be more accurate:
hard on, the cause is of wank

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( Mr Peet the Pastafarian, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)

"carved a pumpkin"
first recorded usage in medieval times:

"My liege! Hast thou been carving a pumpkin?"

"By my troth! A pumpkin has been carved across my very threshold! A pox upon you all!"
(39811 basic bytes free, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)

this has always been the inherent danger of pumpkin carving:
how to properly dispose of the pulpy seed-filled goop afterwards...
( JustHere, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)

Soup
and roasted pumpkin seeds
( MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)

"Would'st thou
partake in the consumption of the pumpkin seed?"

"Nay sire! It is but the juice of the devil himself!
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