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[challenge entry] It gets worse.

Thank goodness for camera phones.

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(I helped save b3ta! jola, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# edit: oh i see !
i've just carved a pumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# lets see
go on. Or are you scared?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# very
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Took your time
with that one... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# is that
a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# it would make a good euphemism,
but for what
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Wanking it?
Wanking it hard?
(ejolleys, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# "ducking for apples"
fnar fnar.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# or created a model of solid man milk
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
#
Hard on wank,
Hard on the causes of wank
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# That's very good.
Is it original?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# No, but I can make it my own by adjusting the punctuation:
Hard on? Wank!
Hard ons, the causes of wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# or
"hard on, the cause is of wank"
which sounds better but the grammar's a bit archaic
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Or to be more accurate:
hard on, the cause is of wank

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# "carved a pumpkin"
first recorded usage in medieval times:

"My liege! Hast thou been carving a pumpkin?"

"By my troth! A pumpkin has been carved across my very threshold! A pox upon you all!"
(39811 basic bytes free, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# this has always been the inherent danger of pumpkin carving:
how to properly dispose of the pulpy seed-filled goop afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Soup
and roasted pumpkin seeds
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# "Would'st thou
partake in the consumption of the pumpkin seed?"

"Nay sire! It is but the juice of the devil himself!
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