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# mon pénis écorce
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:08, archived)
# yes
and why am I eating a kebab? I'm not pissed...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:09, archived)
# shut up
i can't afford to eat at all thanks to the overpowering urge to spend i got when i got my student load
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)
# It's more a curse
than a blessing, you don't have to eat it
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)
# i'll take any food you have
want to know what i ate yesterday?

TWO PEICES OF BREAD AND THATS IT!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:12, archived)
# jesus....
I can't imagine what thats like
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)
# hungry.....
....so very hungry....
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)
# bah
food.

Who needs it?
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)
# if i have not made this clear by now
me, i need it
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)
# having to
"fork" your way past the fat is no joy, I can tell you... And I'm SOBER!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)
# im sooo hungry
that i wouldnt care
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Stop with the Hunger
Im hungry Now! damn it where are thouse gnomes when you need em
(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)
# oh
I thought you were trying to amuse me with your belimic antics.

I shall send you a pot roast.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)
# please
don't tease me

just send it to

C.McHale
A200 Lindale
Cartmel College
Lancaster University
Lancaster
LA1 4YW
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:23, archived)
# mayhaps
you should start a food donation site like those people with too much time on their hands.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:25, archived)
# dude
I'm sorry for making you feel more hungry....
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)
# i had a dry slice of toast today
and i managed to burn it :'(
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)
# just dont get to the point
where you start to toast your mousemat
Wait that sounds tastey. might try that
(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:25, archived)
# i considered easting the margerine out of the tub before
then i remembered the "peanut butter from jar" inncodent and decided not to
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)
# on the plus
side of things, you'll be pleased to know that the kebab nearly made me vomit, as it was so full of fat. Now I know I should be come vegitarian...


Ah fuck it, I couldn't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)
# yeah everyone loves meat!
Yeh cant give up meat! Meat is what makes people strong! A big Bit of Pork!
(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)
# Twat
you made my stomach rumble now
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)
# lol sowwie!
I didnt mean to, just think of dead and decayed meat, Like margrate thatcher,
(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)
# yes do that!
and send me all the foods you would have eaten as a normal person
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)
# I have
nothing in the cupboards, so I'm afraid, you'll have to do with me tales of woe and fat.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:31, archived)
[challenge entry] and because I feel like it...


/repost of the time I met "Diddy" David Hamilton. This happened, 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)
# Reminds me of Metroid
For some delisonal Reason. Wigroid...
(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:31, archived)
# I've got soup
and two frozen pizzas but not much else.

I don't have enough money to pay my rent, let alone the rest of my bills.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:12, archived)
# but you are female
you can just sleep with "the super" cant you and get free board
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:13, archived)
# erm....
no
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:14, archived)
# what
do you mean by that?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)
# you know
when he gets scared and stuff, just get in bed next to him, tell him everythings going to be ok, and stroke his hair untill he nods off, then go to sleep incase he wakes up and is scared again

what did you think i ment?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)
# I think it means that some how
KMM will be able to screw Supermoore from accorss the atlantic using some sort of magical shag o ray which will cause the rent to be paid by a pay per view audience of hungarians
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)
# if only that had been my 7,000th
message
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)
# well
go back in time and post some more :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)
# I'd have to go back in time and post less
and where would I get the required 1.21 giga watts at this time of night?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)
# and 88 MPH
don't forget
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)
# it's probably easier this time of night
less people using the power grid.

Just make sure you go short circuit the fuses first :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)
# ahhhhh but with the solar flares n all
I'd not want to risk it

plus I have to dry my jeans or they wont be ready to wear tomorrow...although if I went back intime and killed my own grandfather I'd be either illegitimate or stuck in a parodixcal loop meaning I wont need any trousers
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)
# just get a skirt
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)
# or
you could wank it hard into the primordial soup
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:28, archived)
# what a fantastic idea
then once and for all time I would know who's the daddy
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)
# a gnomes underpants
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)
# that
sounds like the most reasonable thing I've heard all day!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)
# mmmmm......
shag-o-ray
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)
# I could point my HeNe laser in sort of an easterly direction if you want
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:25, archived)
# if HeNe laser is short for
Homosexual elves Nibbling Earwax Laser, then fire away
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)
# nope
sorry

Helium Neon
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)
# I like ice cream.
i'm only 15.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)
# ahhhhhh you like it now
but late in your life it will become an evil frozen tempress calling you into its frosty web of sin
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)
# your smart
i'm only 15.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)
# I have no idea what you're offering me
and I fear 15 year olds


/runs away
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:23, archived)
# hehehe
sorry.
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)
# A clue to whats in it is in the name
Ice Cream.... Mmmm With a few flippings.... And scrach that... then alter that.... then Your illaterate that.... Yep thats it Ice-Ejactulation
(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:23, archived)
# I had one for lunch the other day.
Lunch I tell you!
Sober and everything!

Eugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)
# let
that be a lesson to you...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:13, archived)
# and all future
Eskmoes of The sun
(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)