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# what
do you mean by that?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)
# you know
when he gets scared and stuff, just get in bed next to him, tell him everythings going to be ok, and stroke his hair untill he nods off, then go to sleep incase he wakes up and is scared again

what did you think i ment?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)
# I think it means that some how
KMM will be able to screw Supermoore from accorss the atlantic using some sort of magical shag o ray which will cause the rent to be paid by a pay per view audience of hungarians
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)
# if only that had been my 7,000th
message
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)
# well
go back in time and post some more :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)
# I'd have to go back in time and post less
and where would I get the required 1.21 giga watts at this time of night?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)
# and 88 MPH
don't forget
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)
# it's probably easier this time of night
less people using the power grid.

Just make sure you go short circuit the fuses first :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)
# ahhhhh but with the solar flares n all
I'd not want to risk it

plus I have to dry my jeans or they wont be ready to wear tomorrow...although if I went back intime and killed my own grandfather I'd be either illegitimate or stuck in a parodixcal loop meaning I wont need any trousers
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)
# just get a skirt
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)
# or
you could wank it hard into the primordial soup
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:28, archived)
# what a fantastic idea
then once and for all time I would know who's the daddy
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)
# a gnomes underpants
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)
# that
sounds like the most reasonable thing I've heard all day!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)
# mmmmm......
shag-o-ray
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)
# I could point my HeNe laser in sort of an easterly direction if you want
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:25, archived)
# if HeNe laser is short for
Homosexual elves Nibbling Earwax Laser, then fire away
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)
# nope
sorry

Helium Neon
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)