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[challenge entry] Shergar

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(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# whiskas
in tests, 8 out of 10 b3tans said their pussies prefered it
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# not mine
he won't eat the whiskas sachets at all
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# what?!
you mean pussy treats are for cats?

/oldjoke
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# do his paws struggle to rip them open?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# not even
the contents of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha...
i meant the contents.
My dog throws up if she has tinned meat, so she just gets chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Sadly,
my sisters dog would probably eat what you're dog had thrown up. She's a clatty bugger (the dog that is...).

Anyhoo, how are you Lora?
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# my dog
would probably eat her own sick if we let her, bless her.

Im fab, you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# I ain't too bad thankyou
Bit hungover from a weekend of Halloweening in Glasgow.Getting kinda worried about a shooting pain I got going up and down my body when I move....
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# i hope it's rotten giblets..
you can't be feeding your dog proper chicken..

sounds like it eats better than i do..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Perhaps
you should open them for him then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# the other two
shaved
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
at this
everyone should look by the way, it's hysterical.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# hehehe
I'm still adjusting to seeing Rev.Dan in hair... it's just not natural!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# do you know
i didn't even notice!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# i found him
unfeasibly tall
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# for tallness
I found SSG to be an excellent example
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# very true
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# For nostalgia's sake:
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# you're too tall as well.
i find it threatening.
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# think how i feel!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# good point.
I'll set about developing a jet pack for you or something.

Or a helicopter tiara.
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# I should have introduced you
to The Zinc Stoat - I think you and she are about the same height
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# You should shave your beard off
and all your hair.
Change your username and become a brand new b3tan.

Noone would ever know.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# I could just do the beard
that would confuse most people!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# how queer...
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Yes. It's a beautiful picture, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# That is
purr...fect *blushes*
(monkeyinasuit, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# ooh
it's like a tin of chocolate kittens...
How rare
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Pfffffffft
Oh dear
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)