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# ! #2

sorry, got it in for stella today
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# That's what I like to stick to spirits.
Which make one elegant and charming, as anyone who spoke to me on Friday knows.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# indeed
sirsandgoblin was very potty mouth that evening.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# i was cunting well not.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I stick to Guinness
which makes you look like an idiot when you go for a curry after, eat two mouthfuls of it and announce that you're full.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# guinness is a meal in itself
it's the boozy equivalent of milk. full of goodness.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# man milk
?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# I thought...
that Bailey's was the booze equivalent to milk?

Bailey's is the ambrosia of the masses. *smacks lips appreciatively*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# are you a woman
by any chance?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Yes but
not *those* lips. Not right now.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# however, your name is pronounced in a drunken slur
no matter what.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# At least two people dribbled when they said it.
And I sprayed Sunny Jimbo while trying to tell him.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# hello pixi
still can't pronounce yer name..
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Me neither.
Edit: Ah, I've just remembered who you are. I met you right at the beginning, didn't I?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# someone came outside
onto the balcony, where i was sat, and shouted a strange sound at me, then explained that it was how to pronounce your name.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# I reckon every letter is pronounced.
But then I nicked it from a book, so have never heard anyone say it who knows what they're banging on about.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# perziggyziggyziggy
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Yep. That'll do fine.
Or p'zizz izz iggy. Or YourGlassLooksEmptyPleaseLetMeBuyYouAnother.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# alright then, i'll have a...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# VodkavodkavodkavodkavodkavodkaRedBullRedBull!
Snake! Snakebite!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# click-pffsst
I like. It does.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# But it tastes fuggin good though

so it sort of balances the twattishness out
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# each can is a meal
in calorie terms
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# I like the fact
that they named a beer after a tennis championship. My Australian Open range of beers will be out next summer.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)