beep beepMe and a few friends were road trippin' in north wales and came along a city called Bangor. It is a proper shithole.
I needed to take a dump (well, leave a dump, I didn't take it with me) but was too scared to go in a scary Bangor pub for fear of being raped so we drove to a service station, while I sat atop my throne and contemplated life I saw this gem on the door of the cubicle:
'Fuck off home English wankers'
Nothing too special about that, but underneath someone had written:
'We already are home, we just let you live in this shithole'
Made me giggle like a girl.
Also on this door, someone had written:
'My name is Simon,
When I'm not shagging
I'm wanking'
Someone had changed this to:
'My name is Simon LeBon,
When I'm not shagging sheep,
I'm wanking horses off'
The door is now available on audio cassette for the visually impaired, or so another message made me believe.
It was a good dump.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 22:14,
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I needed to take a dump (well, leave a dump, I didn't take it with me) but was too scared to go in a scary Bangor pub for fear of being raped so we drove to a service station, while I sat atop my throne and contemplated life I saw this gem on the door of the cubicle:
'Fuck off home English wankers'
Nothing too special about that, but underneath someone had written:
'We already are home, we just let you live in this shithole'
Made me giggle like a girl.
Also on this door, someone had written:
'My name is Simon,
When I'm not shagging
I'm wanking'
Someone had changed this to:
'My name is Simon LeBon,
When I'm not shagging sheep,
I'm wanking horses off'
The door is now available on audio cassette for the visually impaired, or so another message made me believe.
It was a good dump.