this was in oxford tooOn the way to hire a punt, just before the boatyard there is a toilet block. I nipped in, and washing hands afterwards was confronted with one of those continuous towel thingies to dry my hands on. It proudly displayed its name on the front 'Advance Towelmaster'. Underneath, some wit had written 'and be recognised'
Later on I fell in the river, which serves me right for going punting. I was getting out and had one foot on the punt and one on the bank. As if in slow motion it occured to me that the distance between the two was increasing until the inevitable moment when I couldn't hold it together any more. How they all laughed on the bank. Bastards.
(Later on I fell in the river, which serves me right for going punting. I was getting out and had one foot on the punt and one on the bank. As if in slow motion it occured to me that the distance between the two was increasing until the inevitable moment when I couldn't hold it together any more. How they all laughed on the bank. Bastards.
weevilstepmother,
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 9:33,
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