More Toilet HumorSpeaking of toilet graffitti I was recently at a contractor agencies office in Greenwhich. Also in the same building was the offices for Lawrence Llewlyn Bowen (or fuckface for short). Anyhow i needed a shit so went to the one toilet that all the offices share. While dropping the kids off at pool I noticed a sign on the door that had 'If it wont flush use the brush' and underneath someone had written 'If in doubt scoop it out'. Not overtly funny but the mental image of fuckface with his frilly cuffs with a loo brush bent into a ladle configuration scooping out his own cable made me laugh so hard that I could't get up for 5 mins......
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