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# great style.
I am proud to say that one of my ancestors came over on the boat with William, and kick some ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Which one?
Uncle Bert? I hear he was rock hard.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# What? You mean your French?
That explains the smell... :)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Well, technically, I'm pure english, as the Monarchy of England was french.
The smelly twatty french only evolved after all the decent ones left and and came over here. Fact.

You should get yourself some of those transparent heeled platform porno shoes. They're great.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Thanks for the fashion advice
though maybe not quite appropriate in my job.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# b'ah.
them shoes are multi purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Except if you want to walk in them
I suspect.
Edit/ Though if you want to buy me a pair and then lie down over here, I'm happy to try them out on you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)