After five pints of the black stuff......it becomes more like food than drink.
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sick_boy,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52,
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it's the only drink served in pubsthat should come with a toothpick.
except sangria. and that's not often in pubs, just in grass-roofed beach hut bars.
(except sangria. and that's not often in pubs, just in grass-roofed beach hut bars.
mikeisbrill,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54,
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you are so wrong.i am as manly as manly men get, and i love grass-roofed beach hut bars. and bars in swimming pools in sunny countries, where you can sit and drink poofy cocktails in the sunshine and be pissed for your whole holiday. bliss.
i'm going to thailand for christmas.
(i'm going to thailand for christmas.
mikeisbrill,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:57,
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You lucky sod...Though I suppose it isn't technically gay when they are Bi-Thais.
( sick_boy,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59,
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i haven't been on holiday for agesso i need and deserve this.
( mikeisbrill,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:00,
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I hope you have a lovely time......remember to clock the adam's apple before chatting up the locals.
( sick_boy,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:03,
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Come to Exeter...We've got a plentiful supply of Sangria, every Tuesday night at Timepiece Night Club.
I don't work for them, I just go there far too much.
(I don't work for them, I just go there far too much.
mattl has moved to boston,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:58,
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i was born in devonand it's shite, i'm not going back.
( mikeisbrill,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:03,
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ayebut it comes with built in warning system
Beer:
1. Drink
2. Burp
3. Pee
4. Goto 1, until you fall over
Stout:
1. Drink
2. Burp longer
3. Pee less often
4. Goto 1 until you feel too full, then sleep till
5. Next morning go to toilet thinking you had one too many. Black poo confirms suspicions.
This in fact isn't true - once full, shots replace it and you're even worse the next day. And it takews a lot to get full..
(Beer:
1. Drink
2. Burp
3. Pee
4. Goto 1, until you fall over
Stout:
1. Drink
2. Burp longer
3. Pee less often
4. Goto 1 until you feel too full, then sleep till
5. Next morning go to toilet thinking you had one too many. Black poo confirms suspicions.
This in fact isn't true - once full, shots replace it and you're even worse the next day. And it takews a lot to get full..
WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59,
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