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# had a couple of dodgy Guinnesses last night...

aaah... the healing properties of tea.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Let me Guess
1 thorough 11 were OK, numbers 12 and 13 finished you off?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# After five pints of the black stuff...
...it becomes more like food than drink.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# it's the only drink served in pubs
that should come with a toothpick.

except sangria. and that's not often in pubs, just in grass-roofed beach hut bars.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# gay bars gay bars...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# you are so wrong.
i am as manly as manly men get, and i love grass-roofed beach hut bars. and bars in swimming pools in sunny countries, where you can sit and drink poofy cocktails in the sunshine and be pissed for your whole holiday. bliss.
i'm going to thailand for christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# You lucky sod...
Though I suppose it isn't technically gay when they are Bi-Thais.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# i haven't been on holiday for ages
so i need and deserve this.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# I hope you have a lovely time...
...remember to clock the adam's apple before chatting up the locals.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# i'm
all about the german tourists, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Come to Exeter...
We've got a plentiful supply of Sangria, every Tuesday night at Timepiece Night Club.

I don't work for them, I just go there far too much.
(I helped save b3ta! mattl has moved to boston, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# i was born in devon
and it's shite, i'm not going back.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# aye
but it comes with built in warning system

Beer:
1. Drink
2. Burp
3. Pee
4. Goto 1, until you fall over

Stout:
1. Drink
2. Burp longer
3. Pee less often
4. Goto 1 until you feel too full, then sleep till
5. Next morning go to toilet thinking you had one too many. Black poo confirms suspicions.

This in fact isn't true - once full, shots replace it and you're even worse the next day. And it takews a lot to get full..
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# my suspicions were aroused
when one of the pints was served without a head. that can't be right!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# ouch
was it london you were drinking in?
When I'm there I find the quality of the pour is terrible. Something like 15 million was spent on the fast flow system to avoid taps being clothed over when busy.

Which murphy's then copied at a fraction of the price! :D
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# t'was in Southampton
I should've known better, but it's the only drink that doesn't give me extreme memory loss!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# there are some very good
pints of guiness to be had in london, if you know where to go....
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# this is probably true
I've just had bad experiences seem so many places feel the need (or pressure from diageo?) to stock it, regardless of knowing how to keep or pour it.

if you're ever in Irelnd, my advise would be drink it in dublin, but if you head south drink Murphy's instead - much nicer but seems to have less financial clout despite being part of the Heineken corp these days. (but then guinness is diageo - they're all somebody's bitch now)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# NIce
I know the feeling but mine is a stella hangover, help!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# ow
silly poultry
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Senser!
I remember a time in the mid nineties where I couldn't fucking move for senser. They seemed to be playing everywhere I went!
Oh, and the plural of Guinness is Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# guinnessessessesses
plural of plural of plural of plural of guinness
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I remember a time when you couldn't throw a brick near the university
without hitting someone wearing a James, Inspiral Carpets or Ned's Atomic Dustbin T-Shirt. It was almost a uniform.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# the
levellers
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# are
cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I'm listening to Ned's right now, in a fit of nostalgia
how bad is that?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# you say that like
it's a bad thing.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# not Guinni?
I have been duped.

edit: Fruit Salad light display anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# i didn't get out much back then
and this gig was 5 minutes down the road. hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# ooh
I know Senser. Well I know the drummer anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# I though it was...
"A Guiness please, no make that two"
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Really?
How do you know?

I just thought it was a mystery.

Personally I believe that languages evolve, which unfortunately means that people who can't spell, pluralise, or in fact use the correct word for their attempted meaning are in fact not 100% wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Yay!!
This self-portrait is not worthy of it's own thread, but fits in nicely with the picture above.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# nice socks
or are they wellies?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Wellies
Wellies Wellies Wellies Wellies Wellies Wellies

I like wellies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# They're calf-length leather boots
with heels.

Maybe.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Tha's fuckin great!
But not as great as the fact that I've just been given the afternoon off.
See you all Monday then!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Byeee sir
Have a lovely weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# that is
bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)