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# Sick.
TJ

Joke:

The Weevil family were happy until one day ma and pa weevil were killed in car accident, leaving their two sons
Mike and Harry to look after there farm.

Mike was not a great farmer, so he decided to go to Hollywood to make his fortune.
Harry stayed on the farm and worked from dawn until dusk.

Sure enough Mike hit the big time appearing in the movies. And from that day forth Harry was always known as the lesser of two Weevils.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# but he was
a movie star, surely that's greater than being a farmer?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
#
thanks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# now my post
makes me look odd

edit: also, no worries
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Depends on the movie,
a movie about farming, for example.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# ...and what do you think
film stars eat?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# starlight
and moondust.

obviously
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# You're wrong,
they eat Superstar Cheese.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# I fear you
may be right. I was thinking of popstars
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)